Snippets from an Ultrasound

“That’s a penis!”
Dan!”
Sonogram tech: “Nope, he’s right. That’s a penis.”

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“He’s hung like a horse!”… “I always wanted to say that.”
*eyeroll*

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“Can you put a couple of exclamation marks after that?” [“That” being “BOY” on the ultrasound image.]
“You are so 12 years old.”

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“That’s the hand that is going to throw the game-winning touchdown in a Super Bowl.”
“Yeah, because you’re so athletic.”

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“You have to understand, I wasn’t surprised.”
“You weren’t?”
“You didn’t read my blog yesterday, did you?”

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“It doesn’t really matter. It’s just… raising a boy!”
“I know. I feel the same.”

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